Chuck Sambuchino’s Writing Site — Freelance Editor, Bestselling Humor Book Author, and Authority on How to Get Published

12 February 2012

Hello, everyone! This is my landing page for all things writing and publishing. Thanks for dropping by. My name is Chuck Sambuchino and I am a writer and editor based in Cincinnati.

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  • If you’re looking for my Guide to Literary Agents Blog on publishing and agents, find it here.
  • If you’re here looking for a freelance editor to learn about my book freelance editing services and success stories, click here.
  • If you wish to learn more about my writing guides (and possibly purchase one), click here.
  • If you want to learn more about my humor book, How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack, click here.
  • If you’re looking for the official site of my humor book (not active but archived). How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack, find it here.

To contact me, please do NOT leave a comment on this site — it gets too much spam. E-mail me directly at chuck.sambuchino (at) fwmedia.com (dot) com.

Thanks for visiting my writing website. This picture is of me instructing at a book festival in Indianapolis in 2010.

Join Me at The Homeric Writers’ Retreat and Workshop on the Isle of Ithaca (Aug. 2-8, 2012 in Greece)

11 February 2012

If you’re considering a writing event this year, but are looking for just as much of an opportunity to sit down and write as you are to learn from presenters, then join me at the Homeric Writers’ Retreat and Workshop from Aug. 2-8, 2012. It’s held on the beautiful Greek isle of Ithaca — a perfect place to soak in the sunshine and let the creative juices flow. And in addition to the amazing scenery to help you write, there are a few daily sessions as well as several personalized critiques (manuscript pages, query, synopsis, proposal) for all attendees, taught and given by publishing pros. Learn more below.

WHAT RETREAT ATTENDEES RECEIVE

  1. Lots of workshops. Every day in Greece, there will be at least two workshops on writing and publishing. The topics include:
    • Chapter 1 Dos and Don’ts — How to Start Your Story Right
    • Everything You Need to Know About Literary Agents
    • How to Turn Your Writing Exercises and Excerpts in Publishable Works
    • How to Write a Query Letter
    • What Editors Want — Professional Writing Practices to Get Published
    • How to Write a Synopsis
    • The 6 Keys to a Perfect Pitch
    • The Basics of Social Networking — How to Get Started with Blogging and Twitter
    • 12 Tips on Building Your Writer Platform and Selling More Books
    • Have I Really Written a Poem?
    • The Business of Scriptwriting: You’ve Written a Play or Screenplay — Now What?
    • How to Sell Articles to Magazines and Newspapers

    and…

  2. Lots of personal critiques for your writing (by me).Every attendee of the retreat will receive the following critiques listed below. (Please note that there is no expiration date on these critiques. If you are attending the retreat as an opportunity to simply get in the sun and write, you can cash in these critiques up to 1 year later.) Critiques include:
    • An intense critique/edit of the first 50 pages of your work, no matter what you’re writing. Since the beginning of your book is of the utmost importance, special care will be given to make suggestions as to how your story should start strong.
    • A comprehensive critique of your query letter. Your query is the first contact literary agents will have you. It’s important to make it effective and tight.
    • A comprehensive critique of your synopsis. If an agent or editors wants to see how the outline of your tale — beginning, middle and end — they’ll ask for a synopsis.
    • If you’re writing nonfiction, a comprehensive critique of your nonfiction book proposal

    and…

  3. Other resources to help you get published. All attendees will receive a pair of books on writing (decided depending on their areas of interest – craft, business, memoir, kids, etc) as well as personal market recommendations for your work.

EVENTS & EXCURSIONS

The retreat gives you the opportunity to do three things: 1) learn about writing, 2) make some free time to sit down in a beautiful place and write, and 3) actually walk around and enjoy that beautiful location firsthand. The event’s organizer, author Jessica Bell, has put together an amazing list of events & excursions for all attendees. See the entire list online here. We’ll be visiting different cities on the island, taking a guided tour of the ruins thought to be the school of Homer many years back, and visiting a monastery. There’s more, too — including a dancing festival to behold. See it all here. (I’ve never been to Greece and this all looks pretty amazing to me. This island is beautiful!)

TRAVEL & QUESTIONS

The retreat will be held at the Nostos Hotel in Frikes, Ithaca — an island of Greece. All details are available on the retreat website. Attendees can stay at the Nostos Hotel or rent a nearby villa. There are opening and closing dinners. Organizer Jessica Bell lives in Greece and is standing by to answer your questions about ferries, hotels, travel, and anything else. Just check out the “Contact & Questions” page on the website.

Call For Humorous Dog Photos — I Need Your Help For My Next Humor Book

13 January 2012

Hi everyone,

I’m working on my next humor book and need some help collecting images of dogs for the project. (And if you don’t have any images to submit, please feel free to pass this call on to anyone you think would be interested — friends, relatives. I know several people have told me that their parents would have something of interest, etc. Thanks.)

I’m putting together a new humor book due out in July 2012 that features images of dogs with funny captions. I am on the hunt for funny dog photos — do you have any you’d like to submit? I can’t give away all the project details just yet, but know that it’s a humor book involving pet humor and social commentary. I am looking for quality photos that are in any way out of the ordinary. They can be wacky, like a dog trying to ride a bike; they can be amusing, like a dog reading the newspaper and wearing glasses; they can be a bit strange, like a dog walking around a cemetery; or they can just be out of the ordinary, like a dog chewing up a VHS tape. Basically, if it’s unusual (i.e., more than just a straight-up photo), I would love to see it.

Please note that I am looking for larger, quality images whenever possible — so if you’re experienced with a camera (or, possibly, a professional), I very much look forward to images you send. The photos do not need captions. If you love your dog as much as I do and want to see them in a book released nationally, this is a good opportunity. If I can use your photo, I will let you know within three months or so. At that time, I will need you to fill out a permissions form for use of the image. There is no financial compensation, but if the photo is used, your name will appear as a credit in the back of the book (yay!) and your dog will forever be immortalized in an awesome way. A portion of the proceeds will go to no-kill shelters. Please only submit photos you own the rights to (i.e., ones you or your spouse/kids took) for contract purposes.

If you have one (or several!) photos to submit, please send them to reesedn3a416@hotmail.com as soon as possible. You can also send me a link to a folder on Flickr, etc., if you like. Put “Pet Book” in the e-mail subject line. Easy peasy. Thank you in advance! This book, if it gets green-lit, will be tons of fun. My dog, Graham, thanks you in advance. Lastly, if you are part of some kind of group or forum and want to post/share the news in any way, please do. The more images submitted for consideration, the better.

Thanks

Chuck Sambuchino

This is me and my dog, Graham.